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princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

(Source: memewhore)

ianoshea:

College kids have 2 styles: overdressed or homeless person.

itstimeforcomics:

This comic was going to have words but it’s better without

itstimeforcomics:

This comic was going to have words but it’s better without

why old white people should not use facebook

why old white people should not use facebook

thestarshipenterprise:

This girl I used to be friends with in like 2nd grade found me on facebook and she looks so beautiful and she has a gorgeous daughter and she was like “how have you been??” and i’m

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i’m doing good hbu

darynstokes:

Lightning rod of hate appreciation post #1.

Weird Newscasters: Colin’s anchor names.

majortvjunkie:

IVE LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR THIS I FINALLY FOUND IT

feefeeri:

so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store
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but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats
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i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without hesitation

(Source: feefeetus)